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By Pastor Tom Hyde
First United Methodist Church 

Laughter is a gift

 


Do you know what’s green, leafy, and sings the blues? Elvis Parsley.

In the hot days of summer, with the world the way it is, I think we can use some humor. I picked up a joke book that some really good jokes in it, but I decided to share these jokes with you instead.

I was asking what the difference was between mime and pantomime, and no one would say.

Do you know why one side of the “V” formation of migrating geese is longer than the other? Because there are more geese on that side.

What’s large, gray, and doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

Did you hear about the two silkworms...



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