The problem with New Year's

I’m tired of New Year’s Eve.

I’m tired of the pressure, the anticipation, the crowds, the expense, the traffic, the countdown, the forced merriment, the ball dropping, the yelling and those stupid novelty glasses.

I’m tired of feeling that wherever I am, there’s probably something better going on somewhere else.

I’m tired of telling myself that this year I will really do it up and this year I will make the most of it and this year I will do something fun and festive with my makeup, to indicate that it’s New Year’s Eve and I am a fun person, and then doing my makeup just like...